Keep It Simple, Stupid

My grandpa used to always tell me to keep it simple, stupid. I’ve always had the tendency to make things much harder than they need to be. This applies to just about every aspect of my life. In fact, it probably has something to do with why I’m single.

When I was just a kid, I stumbled upon my grandpa’s stash of girly magazines in the barn. I used to sneak out there every chance I got and look at all those beautiful women fully spread out for the world to see. They were the most gorgeous ladies I had ever laid my eyes upon, but yet they weren’t skanky or slutty in any way.

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